Pedal Boat -- Water Bike

As I was biking the other day, I passed some guys getting ready to put their projects in the water.  They were from Busan National University, and they were all in the Water Bike Club. Getting the bike over the fence was the trickiest bit.  I even took a little video. If they get going fast enough, they hydroplane on the wings down at the propeller level. They could only keep that speed up for about 20 seconds at a time. I found myself wondering how soon I'd be able to buy one of these, and asked about the weight restrictions.  They're running a couple of guys who weigh less together than I do by myself.  Sigh.

Afternoon with Daddy

We visited an animal cafe. I felt sorry for the groundhogs; they kept trying to dig their way out. Then we saw the Blues Brothers.

"Can we get a guinea pig?" -- "No."

 

 How about a parrot?

Jonah Chapter 4

Here is the written text of the sermon I presented today.  Some of it is recycled from the last time I preached on Jonah, and of course my presentation was somewhat different because I look up a lot, get lost, and add stuff as the Spirit moves me.  And the written text doesn't necessarily predict when people will laugh.  Enjoy!

God Provided a Worm

Jonah 4

Do you ever wish that God would just talk directly to you, with a voice as clear as that of the person sitting net to you?  I know I have. Jonah’s testimony makes it clear that even when God is talking directly to people, our own sinful nature gets in the way. As Jesus says in the parable of Lazarus and the rich man (Luke 16:31) “If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.” In Exodus God’s people Israel saw God by day as a pillar of smoke and by night as a pillar of fire, they ate manna directly from God’s hand, and saw God’s hand punish the people of Egypt, yet they turned away. If you’re having trouble listening to God, don’t try to blame it on God’s method of talking to you, think of Jonah.

I’ve been reading through the book of Jonah quite a bit in the past few months, and this is the second time I’ve prepared a sermon on chapter four, though the last time I focused on just a few verses. I would like to share with you a few themes that have offered themselves to me during this time:  Jonah’s Anger and God’s Compassion, God’s Provision and Our Needs, and the Call to Repentance.

But first, here is the Reader’s Digest version of the first three chapters: Chapter 1--God calls Jonah to preach against Nineveh, but Jonah runs away.  He gets on a boat to Tarshish.  The boat runs into a terrible storm, Jonah confesses to being the cause and asks to be thrown overboard.  When he is, the sea grows calm, and God provides a great fish to swallow Jonah.  Chapter 2--In the fish, Jonah prays about and for God’s mercy, and the fish spews him up.  Chapter 3--Jonah, not being a complete idiot, goes to Nineveh and preaches that God’s judgment is coming. The people of Nineveh, from the king to the guy who cleans the stables, repent, put on uncomfortable clothes, stop eating, and call on God for mercy. So God has compassion on them.

1.  And so God’s Compassion brings us directly to Jonah’s anger.

One way that we can use the Bible is to imagine ourselves in the same situation as the people we read about.  Because after all, they are just regular people who have been touched by God. Like us.

We left off last week at the end of Chapter 3, with God having Compassion on the city of Nineveh, and the result in Chapter 4, verse 1, is that Jonah is angry with this decision. Very angry. The literal translation of this verse is that the decision was evil to him, and it burned to him. I don’t think “pissed off” is a strong enough expression for his anger. This is in direct contrast with the mercy God has shown to Nineveh.

While I was growing up, I had the idea that Jonah ran away because he was afraid of the Ninevites, maybe afraid of being killed.  That’s a comforting motivation.  We all have fear sometimes, and even though God doesn’t want us to be afraid, it’s not actually evil, is it?

But he wasn’t acting out of fear.  Reading on in verses 2 and 3. [read]  He was angry because God is a god of Love!  He had a deep hatred of the wicked, evil Ninevites.  He despised them, and did not want to see them provided with God’s grace and compassion!  He wanted God to crush them, but he knew that God would forgive them if they repented.  He didn’t want to be party to this forgiveness, this act of compassion. He was so mad that he wanted to die.

In verse 4, God asks Jonah a direct question: “Do you have any right to be angry?” or “Is it right for you to be angry?”  One other possibility: “Are you that deeply upset?”  Jonah doesn’t answer.  Instead he goes East of Nineveh (v 5), builds a shelter for himself, and waits to see what happens.

2.  God’s provision

In Busan right now, we can sympathize with Jonah.  It is hot now, and it was hot then. So in verse 6 [read], God appoints a vine to shade Jonah. The NIV uses the word “provided”, which I kind of like. It is also translated as “sent.” However you look at it, the vine is from God. The same word is used two more times in the next two verses [read vs 7-8]

So in the desert God is giving Jonah exactly what he deserves, right?  An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a spiteful act for a spiteful act, right?

Wrong.  If God were to give even the best of us a fraction what we deserve, we would be doomed.  We would be so burdened with hate and spite that we would never be able to rise above it. We would have no hope.  We would die, forever.

Fortunately for us, God provided the Ultimate Sacrifice to save us.  Instead of justice, he gives us mercy.  And this mercy is evident 750 years before Christ was born, when this man of God, Jonah, strayed from God’s path.  First God put Jonah back on his path, or, if you prefer, provided a great fish to vomit him back on the path, then God helped Jonah to understand that path and improve himself.  By providing a worm.

Back home in the States, my parents had a cat named Dolly.  Dolly was a bit temperamental: sometimes she liked to be stroked, sometimes not.  She sometimes showed her feelings in a somewhat violent manner, but she was also very liberal with her affection when in the mood.  But as brave as she was, she turned into a nervous wreck whenever we put her in the car: She shed fur all over, she made the most pitiful noises, and she walked all over the driver, passenger, back seat, floor and anyplace else she could get to.  Because she knew she was going to the vet, and it was probably going to hurt, or at the very least be humiliating.

In the same way Dolly wanted to avoid the pain and humiliation of going to the vet, we want to avoid the pain and humiliation of having our nasty, sinful nature exposed and removed.  All Dolly could think of was the immediate pain, not the consequences of avoiding the injection.  Dolly not only did not, but could not imagine the consequences of not getting a rabies vaccination.  And we can’t possibly imagine the actual results of allowing our sinful natures to keep control of us.

If I could have learned cat language, and tried to tell Dolly that we provided these trips to the vet for her, her reaction would probably be similar to our reaction on hearing that God provided a worm to Jonah.  I can’t speak cat language, but for days after going to the vet, Dolly used to hide when we called for her, then while we were walking down the hall she would stalk us and pounce on our legs.  Sounds to me a lot like Jonah sitting in the desert wanting to die.

Jonah needed that worm.  God could have left Jonah in the desert to rot; after all, God convinced Jonah to do his work, and the Ninevites repented. Job done. But it does not suit God to use people and throw them away.  God wanted Jonah to understand God’s concern for the Ninevites, and to feel the same way.  Words alone weren’t getting through to Jonah, so God provided him something simple and ephemeral, a vine, then took it away.  Then God has this conversation with Jonah:  [read Jonah 4: 8-end] And that’s the end of the book.

3. Call to repentance

We are kind of left hanging, here. How does Jonah reply to God’s final question? The answer is that he wrote down his story for us to read and learn from. Did he repent? I think yes. I don’t think you get a book of the Bible named after you if you finish your story angry at God. I think that Jonah finally understood how selfish he was being, and when he wrote out his story it was obvious how wrong he was. God’s question doesn’t require an answer, because it is completely rhetorical: God asks so that we will think and act.

The people of Nineveh repented. They heard that judgment was coming, they were rightfully scared, and they CHANGED. They stopped what they were doing and begged for mercy. And God provided mercy.  Much later, in Matthew 12:39, Jesus is asked for a miraculous sign. He offers none but the sign of Jonah, buried for three days, then come back to the world of the living. But that generation was condemned, because they would not repent.

And so we have the words of Moses and the prophets. We have the witnesses of Jesus. We have the choice to repent or not.

We will get angry, it is human nature.  Be we can choose to embrace our anger, or let it go.

God will provide worms and scorching East winds for us. We can choose whether to learn or just get angry.

If you have not made that choice, or if you’re having trouble with your choices now, please come talk with me, or John, or Mark, or a member of the praise team, or someone here who just seems like the right person to talk to. Ask for prayer, because anyone who is a member of ICC will be happy to pray for you.

And now, let’s go together to God in prayer:

Maxine Makes the Cake

Yesterday Horyon took Maxine to the cake decorating store where she decorated a cake for her aunt. It came out just fine, and Maxine looks pretty cute, too.

Frustrated Artist? Me?

It will be June soon, the beginning of the middle of the year. Summer. When being sticky is less hobby and more obsession. We will pay good money to be in places with good air conditioning, and are talking about purchasing an improved model for our humble apartment. Something to aid the dehumidifier in the fight to keep back the black mold that was only delayed, not driven out, by the change of wall paper.

But summer has not yet come.  I can still bike to work without bathing in my own sweat.  The 6.4 km ride used to take more than 25 minutes, but I recently got it down to under 15.  The stoplights and traffic and wind have to cooperate, but I can do it. Of course, I now have to take closer to 25 minutes to avoid the sweat bath, and by the end of June I will probably need 35 minutes.  Still better than cramming on the subway, hoping to stand under the aircon, breathing in kimchi breath and farts and whatever else has made its way onto that car.

I took a personality test during my Wednesday night Fellowship group, and it described me as, "The Artist".  I wasn't exactly thrilled to find this out, but the label feels very accurate.  I enjoy teaching, but the part I like best is explaining something so well that another person understands it easily.  I love having the right words.  When I was young... no.  Scratch that.  I'm 42 years old, "young" takes in a depressingly large chunk of my life.  When I was a teenager, one of the most important lessons I learned was this:

Not every clever thing you can say should be said.

Of course, there are undoubtedly many friends, family and acquaintances who would testify that I still need to  learn this lesson.  Including the people who I work for now.

This year I decided to not talk in staff meetings.  I decided that whether the emperor was wearing a robe, nothing at all, or a peekaboo teddy, I would not be the one to point it out.  I would smile and nod, confident that others in the crowd were also shutting away a part of themselves, studiously ignoring the banging on the inner room in which one locks up one's sanity from time to time.

But I digress. My point was this: I loved saying the clever thing. Still do. Because I love the words.  I am a frustrated word artist. My idea of visiting a museum is reading a book. I love reading something that is well written, and long to create things that are well written as well.

I've done well in the classes I've taken the last few years, including passing a standardized education test with flying colors.  The assignments were all essays, of course. The test was half multiple choice, half essay.

Some of you reading this will be saying the same thing I am saying right now: I shoulda been a writer. Living hand to mouth (not so different from being a part-time math teacher in that respect), depending on my brain rather than a roomful of kid brains, getting paid (hopefully) to take the same old words everyone else has access to and put them in slightly different orders to amuse and inform other human beings.

Is it too late?  We're looking at a school for Maxine that will require us to come up with about $9,500 for her to start in March.  I'm going to change jobs to something that sucks away a smaller percentage of my soul, but no telling what sort of housing, if any, will be provided. It's such a crazy time to be having thoughts like this.

And I'm 42 years old this year.  The year of meaning. The year of The Answer.

I sure hope it's not a midlife crisis.  Gotta try to get my hypertension under control.

Directions to Our Place

To get to our home, take subway line #2 to Namcheon (남천) Station.  The first option, for the lazy, is the elevator:

Take the 2-4 elevator.  When you come out, walk straight ahead (maybe 10m/30ft) and take a right at the wooden furniture store, then a right at the bathhouse.

For those interested in getting some exercise, or stopping at the store on the way in, take exit #4.  As you are coming up the stairs, you will see this huge building that is still mostly unoccupied, but looks pretty awesome.  It's on the other side of the street, if you are doing it right.

At the top of the stairs keep walking until you get to the corner with the bakery:

Tous Le Jours has some lovely breads and pastries.  I buy their 7-grain bread all the time.  Turn right just  before the bakery, and on the right side of the road you will see the "Big Sale Mart":

This is a good place to get drinks, fruit, milk, eggs, ramen, peanut butter, spaghetti, candy (Hersheys and Korean), lots of stuff.  I tell you, kids these days have no idea how good they've got it.  Back in the day, I would have had to traipse all over town to get the stuff I buy in one shot at this little corner store.

Keep heading up the street, and turn right at the cow head soup (소머리탕) restaurant.  (I haven't tried it yet, so don't ask).

Walk one block, and you will come to my neighborhood bath house (on the right side of the street).  This is where you will bump into the lazy people who took the elevator, because they are probably walking so slowly that you've caught up to them by now.

On the left side of the street, across from the bath house, is an awesome little meat restaurant which we hope will be open if we invite you over for a BBQ and it rains.  Unfortunately, they do not seem to be overly dependent on income from this restaurant, as they are frequently closed. Go straight on through this intersection, but watch for traffic.  Ahead on your left is Namcheon Church:

It is right across from our humble villa, Insan Heights (인산하이츠빌).  The parking lot has been painted a lush green, in a vain attempt to be a yard.

We've got a security door of sorts.  Combinations given to people who really need it, as it changes regularly.

Once you're inside, please press the little button to lock the door behind you.

Then head up the stairs to the fourth floor:

Unless you get tired, then back down to the elevator:

Our apartment is on the 4th floor, number 402, but the roof is one flight of stairs up from the 5th floor.  It is a pretty nice place to hang out:

We have a dozen plastic chairs to fill the space, and a couple of tables on which we can serve food.

There is room for some games, and the wind is usually not bad.

The people who live on the 5th floor can hear you shuffling around up there, so we try not to party too late.

The view of the neighborhood includes Namcheon Elementary school:

Some expensive homes:

and the road you walked to get here:

That's pretty much it.  I will try to take some indoor pictures after we get our apartment cleaned.

Christmas 2011

Merry Christmas!

The kids had a pretty good Christmas.  We did not pull out all the stops, as you can see from the picture of our Christmas tree.  It may not be spectacular, but it fits our living space, and will not be terribly offensive if left up until Easter, a long time custom in our home.

Maxine was probably the happiest person of the day.  She got a Barbie-clone bedroom set:


She also got some little tin cats from Grandma and Grandpa, as well as a Ken doll, which can be seen in the background.

Unfortunately, Ken is proving to be a bad influence...

SCANDALOUS!

Quinten is happy with his dragon that shoots yellow balls (of fire, I presume) when you jam them in his snoot and squeeze his belly (the dragon's belly, that is, not Quinten's).


Horyon and I got matching Kansas Jayhawks shirts, which is pretty awesome.

I also got Horyon some thick, fluffy socks to keep her feet warm.  I got a new chair to sit on while I use the computer, hence the Roblog entry.

Of course, we got to church a little late.  I took care of Quinten while Horyon talked with an expectant mother (due any day now), so neither of us actually got to sing along much or listen to the sermon.  Hopefully we will have many more opportunities to actually participate in a Christmas worship service.

Merry Christmas from the Sacks in Korea to all of you.

Peace,

Rob