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Thursday, May 03, 2007

I karate chopped an ipod because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

My friend Penny forwarded this to me, and it was entertaining enough for me to post it here. If I am infringing on someone's copyrighted material, please post a comment on it and I will remove it posthaste. Though to be fair, I did fix a few spelling mistakes and straightened out some grammar that was a bit weak, so I think I'm entitled to post it.

Pick the month you were born:

January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October--------I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the date on which you were born:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what i want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends [or post in on your own blog]. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! [Unless you don't forward stuff, in which case don't send it to anyone.] I can't wait to see what you get stuck with [feel free to post your results as comments here on the Roblog].


Jeff said...

I kicked a baseball bat because I'm AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

I loved a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Jerri said...

I kicked a monster because I'm cool like that.

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